dollarborne disease

Any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. Such diseases are The Common Cold, influenza, or E. coli.

My friend Mark's in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. He was diagnosed with E. coli.

Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.

Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.

industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.

Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

Disease Bucket

A person who frequently and commonly contracts diseases. Like a cold, or STDs.

Tori: I have a cold.
Sarah: Again? God, you're such a disease bucket!

diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

diseased up

1) person having multiple diseases, i.e. aids, herpes, genital warts, etc. etc. all rolled into one
2) person having one or more uncurable diseases
3) what a professional prostitute is in her later years

"Aww man, dude, don't go out with that girl! Dude she's all diseased up! You'll get something Ajax can't wash off!"

Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.

Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?