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Orch dork

A person who is good at and loves playing an instrument in an orchestra (usually a school or youth orchestra). Usually these people are friends with other musically inclined people (band geeks, choir queers). Orch dorks are also usually very passionate about and familiar with various pieces of classical music. They are always talking about orchestra, bringing up jokes and situations from orchestra, and looking forward to orchestra. They often have a very strong opinion about their conductor. They're capable of being sophisticated people, but they choose not to be.

We're such orch dorks. We made up an interpretive dance to the piece we're playing.

by wheesus September 28, 2006

221๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


dork diaries

A comic strip about a girl's daily life and written by Rachel Reneรฉ Russell symbolising her wet dream. A total rip-off from the Wimpy Kid series. Some are actually creative while others are too childish.

Girl: Do you read Dork Diaries?

Guy: Just a few strips, yes. I gotta say, the author has an active imagination of how a modern, trendy, teenage girl's lifestyle should be. A total weirdo, shy and extrovert she is and gives me a sense of enjoyment after a long day of hard work. I have some strips of the series at my home.

Girl: I'm glad we share the same idea! We should exchange our knowledge of Dork Diaries some time! Oh, and I can give you some other latest series I have, if you're interested!

by LaserImouto February 22, 2022

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orch dork

A very sexy person that happens to play in an orchestra.

Dang...'Dem Orch Dorks got 'fine' written all over 'dem...

by Kung Pow June 8, 2006

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son of dork

Son of Dork are an English pop/rock consisting of 5 members. They are : James Bourne (Guitar and Vocals - ex Busted) Steve Rushton (Guitar and Vocals) David Williams (Guitar and Shouting) Chris Leonard (Guitar and Backing Vocals) Danny (Drums) They are really cool!

Cause your my ticket outta Loserville. Son of Dork are the best thing outtta the great british pop factory in ages!

by Jessss January 2, 2006

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orch dork

The coolest kids in the music hallway. They know how to have fun and be crazy but are always overlooked by everyone else and pretty much unknown. They hate being called a band geek because they are NOT A PART OF BAND. The sexiest, coolest, dopiest kids on the block. Love them because they will rule you.

Oh look that Orch Dork is soooo cool :)

by livelovelearnlaugh October 25, 2010

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dork magnet

one who attacts the likes of the stupid, witless, mentally challenged, and/or people of the loser variety

Everytime I go to a bar some lame wad has to come up and start a conversation with me. I must be a dork magnet!

by king kenny January 20, 2009

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Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 6, 2010

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