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A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.
Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!
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1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.
2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.
"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
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(usage on the North Shore of Massachusetts). 1. A whore or slut. 2. A woman with a reputation for sleeping around.
"She is a huge f*cking douche bag."
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The word "douche bag" originated in Birmingham, Alabama in 2004. The individual in which this phrase refers to is a sexist pig who likes triple anal sex with African Americans, yet claims that it's really his wife who likes triple anal sex (but we know the truth). He thinks that he's cool because he hangs out in the music scene, yet the only reason why those people "like him" is because his wife sleeps with them. The reason why he is a douche bag is because after his multiple triple anal adventures is the only way that he can feel clean. You may run into him at the local Wal-Mart in the hygene section buying his monthly supply of douche bags.
For more information, please see triple anal or chode.
Mike is a complete douche bag.
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Douche basically means fanny so calling someone a douche bag would mean fanny bag.
Rodger:Your such a douche bag Fredric.
Fredric:So's your mum.
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Bill at work: Hey Ted,what did you buy Helen for her birthday? A washer and a dryer.You know,A Douche Bag and Turkish Towel.
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a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!
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