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The condition of Ben Shapiro's wife's pussy.
Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben
to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.
-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher
is a female that is allergic to having the craic, has no sense of humour, and is a fun- fucker upper!!!!!
females with dry female dry ovaries are usually called laura!!!
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Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.
Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.
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uhh... Ginger Ale... duh, like totally fool!!
green bottle, with like a shield and shit ahhh.. yea you got Canada dry
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Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.
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