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A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.
I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!
What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.
My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
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A very sweet, intelligent and good looking human being. Can be a little sarcastic sometimes and loves to be a smart ass. But he’s a good communicator, charming and a great friend. Enjoys spending time in nature, behind a camera or simply working on his computer. Isn’t the greatest with numbers and needs help every now and then with spelling but he is an amazing best friend. The type to bring you ice cream at three in morning when you need a friend too talk to or a shoulder to cry on. Can be shy and timid with people he doesn’t know but when he has your attention he’s protective and will do anything for a friend in need. He loves to joke around, be goofy and make a fool out of himself to see those he loves laugh and smile. Let me not forget he’s amazing in bed really knows how to use his hands and caress you in the places you never thought would get you going(;
Friend: did you go out with Dustin LeBlanc last night?
Me: yes I did. He’s goofy and charming!
When a dude sits on the toilet (legs crossed) and pushes his mushroom tip in the water and flushes violently
I was bored waiting on a turd so I gave myself a Nasty Dustin
When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.
She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.
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You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.
B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later
Can refer to either:
(1) Da wastebasket where you periodically dump yer loaded debris-scoop while sweeping up.
(2) Wherever famed actor Hoffman is heading towards at any given time.
I do indeed appreciate my physically-inform buddy's offer to help me tidy up, but da prob is dat he isn't very steady on his feet or able to keep a proper grip on da pan when carrying it to da waste-bin, and so he usually spills some of its contents before he reaches his dustination.
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