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This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.
The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.
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It's when you grab your penis, and then you have someone else work you arm. It's like someone else striking you off.
I'm gonna give you dutch rider, grab your dick and then I will work your arm.
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Prostitute,Lady of the Night,Street Walker
Look at the way she is dressed she looks like a " Dutch Widow"...
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The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face
Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
Guy: *Knocks filthy bastard the fuck out*
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Dutch sunglasses is another name for Arabian Sunglasses.
Where the fella rests his ball bag upon the ladies eye sockets during the act of oral love.
Woman - wha happen, who turned the lights out!
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather
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A Dutch answer is an answer to a question that while correct is completely useless to the person asking the question forcing them to needlessly rephrase the question.
Person 1: "Hey what are you planning for tonight?"
Person 2: "I plan to breath"
Person 1: *sigh* "well that's a fucking useless Dutch Answer"
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The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".
Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney
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