epic pacard

Nickname of John Patrick Luke Pacard, Jamaican national hero and bobsled team leader

Jamaica we have a bobsled team - Led by Epic Pacard

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Epic Wind

A glorious performace by a symphonic winds band.

Also: When one passes gas with such skill, it carries a tune.

"Dude, the 4th period band is fierce - it's like they're made of Epic Wind!"

"After consuming those burritos, I was producing some Epic Wind of my own."

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cool/epic

An extremely generic word for all positive adjective. This could be used in any casual use case in any social circumstance except to Ms. Sangster read aloud or in class discussion. Also it can not be used in a negative or sarcastic way. This makes the word a bona fide and always true word. The two words cool and epic can be used individually for what ever sounds better.

This yaml schema parser is pretty cool/epic.
That's not so epic how debian packages python stdlib.
Thanks for being epic <3
The way the this person is doing a thing is pretty epic, idk it was cool.

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Full epic

Adjective- Used to describe a state of entirely wearing gear that is extremely rare or valuable.

Me: Dude I replaced shat shitty blue last night, I'm full epic.
Josh: siiiiick

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Epic games

A very scummy company that. Recently is practicing in Vari

anti-consumer business practices locking every game away into exclusive contracts in order to get people to migrate to their store worst a practice worse than PlayStation if you want my advice don't download their store download anything else Gog Steam origin there are many launchers out there that can are much better the only people that really have that launcher are fortnite fuckboys

Oh no dude don't download the epic game whatever you do the only people that play on epic games are fortnite fuckboys

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Epic leetness

When you become too epic for anyone else you gain the essence of Epic Leetness which you can share with other people

Epic Leetness can be used to defeat all evil


ant. epic failfest

Guy 1: Dude I'm so epic.

Guy 2: Hey do you still have epic leetness I can have?

Guy 1: Nah I dont think so I gave it all away to my cousin.

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Epic Failure

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.

If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.

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