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An act of pleasure when you shave and Botox your ball sack, paint it in Easter egg fashion and dunk or “hide” them in a Koreans mouth. Most commonly performed on or around the spring solstice.
I gave my good buddy Brant the ol Korean Easter basket last night.
An act of pleasure when you shave and Botox your ball sack, paint it in Easter egg fashion and dunk or “hide” them in a Koreans mouth. Most commonly performed on or around the spring solstice.
I gave my good buddy Brant the ol Korean Easter basket last night.
Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Australian slang term for fake breasts. Variation on the Australian slang term - “fun bags” or “bags” which is a colloquialism for boobs or breasts.
The variation is related to the cheap plastic bags of toys that can be purchased at Easter shows around the country.
Easter shows are celebrations held in the weeks around Easter originally aimed for farmers and agricultural exhibitions / competitions. More recently Easter shows are aimed at families to see animals, go on rides and purchase “Easter show bags” for the kids.
Nice Easter show bags at the beach today.
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Check out the bags, shows bags, but still good.
The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.
Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.
A derogatory term for a man with a small dick
Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid
When it’s Easter Sunday, and you take the grass filling and the golden egg out of the basket and put it on your vagina, and wam! Now you have a beautiful colorful Easter bush
My bright rainbow Easter bush was coming out of my panties