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Edward Moloksher

Usually small in height but big in penis size! He loves sex but only with a condom because he’s very safe when it comes to creating children. He gets tested for std’s ever weekday because when it comes to the weekends he’s the boss in bed. He has Yeezys and a Ben 10 Rolex. He has a Supreme Hat And a whole draw full of flavoured condoms just for the women! He has a eastern king sized bed in his bedroom and a dog and a bird for a pet. He likes vodka shots from the vagaries. He is really smart and good looking in bed and does everything really quickly;)

He is as hot as Edward Moloksher

by Edward Moloksher December 12, 2018


emily and edward

Emily and Edward would be the best couple in the world they would always stand up for each other and make love all the time they would always be together and no matter what always love each other if you are an Emily you should find an Edward.

With Emily and Edward there would always be love in the world.

by kfusudlhfhlc January 10, 2017


edward codd

King who likes girls based on obedience. He also likes to steal very often and is referred to as a snooper.

Edward codd is a racoon.

by Kingguy000 December 26, 2017


Edward stench

A low-key way of telling someone they smell bad

Damn, there's a real Edward stench in the room.

by The Coffee Shop October 4, 2017


Maisie Edwards

pensioner

Maisie Edwards is going to kill me

by MaisieEdwardsIsGoingToKillME January 26, 2021


pull an Edward

When a character in a fan fiction or a TV show or book (or something) acts like Edward Cullen from the ever so popular book and movie Twilight. Usually refers to when a character is spying on someone else who is asleep.

I had my character pull an Edward... Oops. ^^;;

by Kamiko-chan April 23, 2009


edward nygma

the hottest fit person in the universe

tbh i really wanna fuck edward nygma

by govthams June 18, 2022