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This is a word that describes the coolest and handsome dad. This dad can do the Dab and Floss like a boss on demand. His son wishes to someday be just like him.
Kid 1: Hey did you see that L ego dad over there?
Kid 2: yeah he’s so L ego. I wish he was my dad.
Elijah: sorry you can’t have him; he’s my dad. Look at him Floss like a boss.
Dad: Hey take a picture, it last longer. Dabs left and Dabs right.
When someone constantly shouts out their own name to become center of attention or create moments of discomfort or awkwardness during group conversation or on a night out where there are lots of unfamiliar people within hearing distance.....also referred to as the ego shout out
Guy 1 : shall we stay or go onto the next pub
Guy 2 : let's stay here and have one more
Guy 3 : BEN MAY!
Guy 1 : ye ok one more
Guy 3 : BEN MAY!
Guy 2 : he dropping the ego bomb again! Tut!
Guy 1 : Ben!!
Guy 3 : BEN MAY! .......BEN MAY!
A person or people thinking thath they redirected the epicenter of earthqakes to the previous location of where they were living. Thath thinking i called ego sizemic thinking.
An example of ego sizemic thinking is when a person moves from North Carolana to California thus thinking thath he/she lowered the precentage of earhqakes in California but hierd the precentage of earthqakes in North Carolina.
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also known as EDFs.
When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.
1: "I had a dream about you the other night. I'm still trying to figure out why".
2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".
1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."
2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".
1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".
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This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.
Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....
Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
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A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social network (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.
My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on facebook today from people I don't remember.
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What you call someone who has a huge ego.
John: "I'm so fucking awesome everyone wishes they were me, bitches fuck me all day every day nigga. Speaking of that I just got back from fucking a fine ass hoe!"
Todd: "oh that's cool who was she?"
John: "you don't know her she goes to another school."
Todd: "you fuckin ego amigo."
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