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A guy who loves soda and listens to Mac de Marco. Typical lives nearby a Train station
So what are you doing today?; Im just relaxing at home... Ah so Hans Emil - see you tomorrow
Emil Jaksch is a beautiful, gentle, smooth, kind, friendly, lovely, passionate, funny, sometimes romantic, hot, interesting, honest, sexy loadforcedaredriver eh eh with a nice penis. <3
You're so perfect, you're such an Emil Jaksch.
the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.
Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil
Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom
guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil
Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
A person who does the Slovakian Traffic Cone all the time with his mother and brother
Oh my god, this dude is such a Carl-Emil. He does all weird sorts of sexual acts all the time