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Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.
Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!
A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.
Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳
she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro
Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
The shit school populated by the kids not rich enough to get into South, athletic enough to get into Sheldon, or smart enough to move away from North.
If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.
Kids from North Eugene High School usually have the best smoke in town.
When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.
Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.
(verb) to fight for a cause and publicly appear virtuous while actually secretly being a pretty scummy human being.
named after famous Twitter troll who notoriously defeated Donald Trump in a lawsuit, who was arrested for allegedly beating his wife a couple times
that Trumper at the capitol invasion eugene gu'd to the max, pretending to fight for police rights while killing a cop in DC!
Eugene Paul is defined as loyal.
I can trust him because he is Eugene Paul to me.