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she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro
Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
The shit school populated by the kids not rich enough to get into South, athletic enough to get into Sheldon, or smart enough to move away from North.
If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.
Kids from North Eugene High School usually have the best smoke in town.
When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.
Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.
When someone is being slow at a game
He ask me how do you spell abc that such an Eugene Jackson
"Eugen" is a variant to the given name "Eugene" in some germanic, slavic languages and the Romanian language. It derives from the greek language, within the word eugenes (which means "noble", "well-born"), which is a compound between the words "eu" (means "well) and "genus" (means "race", "stock", "kin").
I am friends with Eugen!
Eugen is good at basketball.
I just invited Eugen to my house for a party.
Eugen wakes up as early as 6 AM.
I am going to a trip into Austria with Eugen.
A gay boy who only pretends to like girls, so that he can please his boy pastor. He loooves his boy pastor. His favourite slogan is “boy do i like being gay”
Eugen only goes to church because he likes watching men towering over large wood (pulpits)
Always Positive with a large penis. Most likely to become a millionaire by 27 but also wants to travel.
Damn one day I wanna be like Eugene Bryant.