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evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”
jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”
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(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.
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The coolest guy on earth.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
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A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever
"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"
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The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican
See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck
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Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"
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