stealth exit

The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.

"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."

Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

Shwank Exit

When you leave and do not say goodbye

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”

Belfast exit

A social departure similar to the Irish exit, distinguished by the act of uttering something disruptive or mood-dampening before promptly leaving a gathering, effectively ending the evening without giving others a chance to respond.

After declaring that pineapple does belong on pizza, Mark swiftly performed a Belfast exit, leaving the stunned dinner guests to contemplate his controversial opinion.

Belfast Exit

Instead of an Irish exit where you leave without saying goodbye, you drop a massive controversial take to ruin the vibe of the night and then leave alike to bombing the vibes of the night.

“Hey man, how’s it going?”
“Good, but I’m about to do a Belfast Exit”
“Dude, you can’t do that it’s Thanksgiving.”

exiteer

A group of people who carry out assisted suicide in the book Exit by Belinda Bauer.

"The ultimate outcome was, of course, inevitable, but in the short term an Exiteer had to learn to be patient"

V-Exit

When someone reaches their limit amid a FaceTime, Zoom, or other virtual social get-together and goes to bed.

Kristy was none to pleased at Matthew’s pre-10pm V-exit on FaceTime last night.