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dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

by Maintenance Man March 21, 2014


Goldy the factor

Goldy the factor is an American rap artist from Dallas Texas

Goldy the factor is my favorite rapper.

by Alberto zfactor Einstein August 29, 2018


middo factor

Pints of beers drunk in one night/Weight in kg * 10

Middo factor is 0.5 you lightweight

by Netty-Swobb February 15, 2020


Push Factors

Conditions in a country that encourage people to leave

leave your country, it is trash, go to our country!

This is an example of Push Factors

by thefatasscat December 14, 2018


Lickability Factor

Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.

I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.

by briantbilane November 19, 2009


splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.

"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.

by BigLerk206 December 17, 2013


The ZQ Factor

A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.

John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.

by UrbanDictioner69 January 26, 2015