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This factor is incorporated into any monetary calculations where escalation is anticipated based on mathematical models that have zero accuracy and are presented as having merit.
Also see 'math magician'
"Fantasy Football is a win-win if you include the Petrus Factor" - Guy Who Doesn't Check His Math
"The Petrus Factor Makes perfect sense to me" - Donald Trump
Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.
Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.
This is a scale used to analyze the precise lol (laugh out loud) factor of a joke or amusing moment. There are three levels of lollage, they are in their respective order from lowest to highest: major lollage, ultimate lollage and maximum lollage. The level of lollage is determined either through a group consensus or individual taste.
Dude, that was totally ultimate lollage.
Major lollage moment, when Jon Goslin was in Las Vegas.
The thing on Donald Trumps head has the maximum lollage factor.
A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.
John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.
The phenomena that renders a television or movie program unwatchable for more than a few moments before the desire to change the channel or leave the theatre becomes irresistable due to the high levels of stupidity contained therein.
Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.
I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.