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A clan that hunts all things that prowl in the night. Most famous for slaying Count Dracula, evil vampire lord.
The Belmont Family battle Count Dracula every 100 years.
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Annoying rich family, who spoil their children, have too many pepole cleaning for them, and waste too much money their home.
Joselen: I heard Sophia spent 5 million dollars on her daughter Samantha , and her house.
Miah: Wow she's so Ace Family
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Most badass group of hilarious shipper bitches you'll ever come across. They would most likely commit suicide if their favorite TV couple, Ezria, broke up.
They inhabit the world of Tumblr and Twitter, and their hobbies consist of harassing the shit out of anybody who disagrees with them.
Despite their efforts of being the most dedicated shippers out there, they're constantly fucked over again and again by the producers and writers of the tv show Pretty Little Liars.
On August 2nd, they had one of the most exploited bitchfits in shipper history when they saw a preview of Jason kissing Aria, to which they exploded with anger and harassed the shit out of Marlene King, the producer of the show. Marlene got extremely butthurt about the whole situation, except later tweeted spoilers to calm the rowdy Ezria Family, but it was to no avail. Even later after that, Marlene made a post to her Facebook page, which was "aimed at all shippers", except everyone knew it was aimed towards the Ezria Family, in which Marlene asked everyone to stop the hate, to which the Ezria Family ignored, seeing as we still hate the shit out of Jason and his annoying ass hair. In later interviews with cast members Ian Harding and Lucy Hale, interviewers asked the two about the "Ezria Shipper Storm" resulting in further fame for the Ezria Family.
Though they are the most dedicated and largest fanbase in the entire Pretty Little Liars fandom, they get the most hate because everyone wants to be us.
Girl One: I hate Ezria.
Girl Two: I wouldn't dare put that past the Ezria Family. You'll get the absolute shit beaten out of you.
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A christian organization based in Colorado Springs that was founded by Dr.James Dobson. When their massive "complex" was built, they "forgot" to pay one of their workers, resulting in an armed stand off. Typical of other large christian organizations based in CS (see also: New Life Church) they mouth the words of peace while teaching hate and intolerance. Dr. Dobson has been featured on various national news programs usually spreading his narrow minded views on (pick one or more) homosexuality, atheism, how satan is real, drug use, pre-marital sex, how the republicans are truly the blessed of god, how democrats are spawn of satan, pro-life, how killing abortion doctors is ok etc. etc. Focus on the family is responsible for pumping millions into republican coffers, doing slander ads against their opponents, all as a "non-profit" company. Like most such organizations their sprawling compound is located on prime real estate and their governing board pulls down more than most corporate CEOs. While their workers are your standard disfunctional underpaid religious zealot, who believes that it's ok to beat the wife, ignore the kids, have an affair etc. as long they go to church on Sunday and drag their family along, they will be completely forgiven. Thus a vicious circle continues. (see hypocrite)
Are You telling people to Focus on the Family ?
HEY why don't you FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY!!!!!
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1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.
Four words: "Did ah do that?"
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The name given to fans of the boyband One Direction. The 1D Family are most often associated with the site Twitter, and are said to 'own' it because of the extreme amount of fans there. It us usually considered that the 1D Family are rival's to 'TW Family' who also try to claim they own it. The point that the 1D Family own twitter however, is proven by the fact that on twitter, One Direction's accounts are verified, meaning twitter has said it is definetly them, and TW's (The Wanted) accounts aren't.
Ijever: Why like 'Wand Erection', they're all gay..
Fan 1: Its One Direction.
Fan 2:Because they are gorgeous.
Fan 3:Cos they are amazing singers
Fan 4:They aren't gay, they have all had or have girlfriends..
Fan 5:Why like you, you sing about being a fish you idiot.
Fan 6:your gonna regret saying bad stuff about them mate, cos us fans dont forget.
- About 30,000 more fans-
*iJever melts*
1D Family: Dont mess with us, cos you will regret it.
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Real family is the people that you’re there for and are there for you. You love, trust, and care for them as much as they do you. This is not to be confused with blood family, as most of those relations are fake asf. Real family isn’t blood. They’re better.
Mom: where have you been?
Me: I’ve been with my real family, do you have a problem with that? They care about me more than you or anybody else does anyway.
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