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tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020


tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020


tard fam denial

When a member of tard fam tries to deny something that is obviously true. Since all tard fam members are so out of touch with reality, it is hard for them to understand the world around them and be self aware. They are like this because their brains are wired differently and to be honest, I don't even think the neurons in their brain connect to each other. As we already know, tard fam is the stupidest family in existence so it doesn't surprise me that they try to deny the information that they don't like. It may because they are in the 5 stages of grief and at first, they're trying to deny that they're retarded, but eventually they'll come around to it.

Henry: Hey York, you know you're a fucking retard right?
York: Dude can you please just shut the fuck up and leave me alone, YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARD BITCH!
Henry: Ok tard fam ass nigga, have fun in that delusional tard fam denial phase

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

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tard fam IQ

Tard fam's stupidity is reflected by their very low IQs. On a good day, tard fam's collective IQ may be between 5 and 7 but most of the time their collective IQ ranges from -5 to -2. Throughout the day, their actions may indicate that their IQ is actually falling which would not be a surprise to anyone. All of the members of tard fam are also now avid users of weed which could explain a lot about why some of the members struggle to function normally from day to day. Tard fam is just a shit stain on the population of Earth and the general average IQ of the population falls by 10 points due to the members of the fam weighing it down.

York and Mike Carlson most likely have IQs of -10 but due to Norman "Nick" having an IQ of 7, the collective tard fam IQ is mostly likely around -2.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020


Wass Good Fam

Another way of saying "What's up" or What's good" but referring to your Fam

*Your friend texts you "Hi"
*You respond with "Wass Good Fam"

by Axilze January 28, 2018


tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.

Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real

by TurnM3Up December 28, 2021


tard fam awareness

The idea that all tard fam members have a very low awareness level. This includes both mental awareness and physical awareness. Considering what we already know about tard fam, this is not surprising at all since we know for a fact that their brains aren't functional. You could literally light their ass on fire and they wouldn't know. These dudes don't know shit and at this point, I don't even know what's going on in their brains. The problem in my opinion is that their brain is still working on a thought from 5 years ago so they are unable to focus on the present thought and therefore aren't aware of shit.

*everyone openly clowning and gassing York*
York: Wait what, what are you guys talking about?
Mike Carlson: Lol, sped ass bitch
York: What the fuck are you saying?
Armando: Lol, tard fam awareness

by TurnM3Up January 1, 2021