faux burns

When someone has grown their hair in a way that looks like pretty long side burns, but isn't actually side burns. Popular among lesbians and boys who don't have enough testosterone to grow their own real side burns.

Raven: Holy shit, that chick must be taking hormones or something dude. Look at those side burns!
Sabrina: No man, those are faux burns.

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Faux-dom

Faux-Dom
Noun: A guy or girl that possesses the delusions of being a true Dom/Alpha/Master.

"That crude 'faux-dom' thought he could command me!"

"What a disrespectful 'faux-dom'!"

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faux pennis

artificial cock such as dildo, dong, ...

1)i got faux pennis in her vagina
2)when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole ...
3) cucumber is kind of faux pennis

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faux hawk

A wanna-be mohawk. Some people, instead of shaving the hair from the sides of their heads and leaving the center hair, tease their hair up in the center and spray it.

That poser: she wears fake piercings and a faux hawk.

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faux mullet

A hair style that combines both the faux hawk and a mullet.

Bill is such a douche. You can tell by the faux mullet that he has.

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cellular faux

Coming from the word cellular, which is another name for cellular phone, and faux, French for false.
A method of avoidal using a cellular phone. This is done usually by sampling ring tones then acting like it's a call. All of this is done in the user's pocket if he/she is an expert. Otherwise, behind the back.

Sarah avoided the Jehovah's Witness solicitations on the street because she excecuted a perfect cellular faux, therefore saving a good chunk of time.

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faux jamais

superlative of the term "faux pas"; the French word jamais means 'never';

A: That woman wearing tight pants has front-bum.
B: Yeah! She looks like a marsupial--there's a full-grown kangaroo in there!
A: Those pants are certainly a fashion faux jamais.

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