February 1st

The day when people are allowed to just breakdown anywhere! In the middle of a school presentation, in a supermarket, on the street, anywhere!

Alicia: WAAAAAAAAA
Sonia: shut the fuck up why are you crying
Alicia: it's February 1st, I'm allowed to breakdown anywhere

Sonia: oh shit let me join

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February 17

if this is your birthday it’s impossible for someone not to like you. you are special and blessed and is the best friend anyone can ever have.

your birthday is february 17! can we be friends!?

amadeo

February 9th

A rad lad

She’s definitely a February 9th

February 9

A nice, caring, sweet en beautiful person was born on this day. If today is February 9th, please go wish that person a happy b-day because they deserve it!

just go wish him or her a happy b-day on February 9

February 27

February 27th is Global Cringe Awareness Day. Anyone caught being cringe is sentenced to hanging.

Billy got HANGED.

Serves him right for being CRINGE on Global Cringe Awareness Day which happens to be on February 27.

February 26th

February 26th is national throw it back for your homies day, where the boys go all city girls on the bitches 😳😳. Throw it back like a boss bitch boys, and use your power wisely.

Person 1: Hey bromie it’s February 26th, you know what that means...
Person 2: *throws it back*
Person 2: come here and throw it back on tiktok with me and show these 10 year olds whos boss
Person 1: *starts to sing act up by city girls*

February 4th

If you were born on this date you have a big dick

Big dick February 4th

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