A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it
Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now
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Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.
Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
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A derogatory term used to describe an adult male who is acting childish and is 'Full of Shit'.
Fecal boy Johnny over there is spouting all kinds of BS.
Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."
Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."
Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."
"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
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The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after theyβve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.
βJust gave my brother a Michigan fecal tree last nightβ.
When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock.
Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks"
Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag"
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the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.
dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.
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