Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.
That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.
An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
to be caught off guard if wrong doing is discovered
i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean
An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere
Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret
The act of patrolling back alleys and sidewalks seeking out specific objects to collect
"I can't find a milk crate anywhere"
"Go ferretting mate, there'll be around"