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Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024


to ferret

to ferret about. like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting. or you can ferret for something.

my mum was ferreting round for her hairbrush this morning. what a nuisance! to ferret

by 4u2 May 14, 2020


toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic June 10, 2012


fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned

I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy

by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020


ferret on my pussy

to be caught off guard if wrong doing is discovered

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean

by xgmpt January 26, 2021


thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019


Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 14, 2019