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When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.
Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!
Something that is flat but isn't, usually a cycling route or event, yet not stupidly hilly.
Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!
Is it a hilly ride?
No, it's Rainbow flat!
An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.
"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude left in the elevator? That was raunchy!"
A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.
Is that a flat cat under those books?
Use in place of "the shit". Invented May 22,2007 Cambridge, USA
Michael: Holy shit look at those Aero effect on Windows Vista! Oh my god if she was a chick I swear.
Andrew: Dude that's flat dope man.
"Dude that ride is flat dope"
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Busting a flat is when you ejaculate, but you're penis has not grown into erect formation yet.
I had to bust a flat when I saw Jennifer walking on the beach
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When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers
Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.
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