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When you are in the bathroom but have already finished but stay in there to use your phone. Especially in quarantine when you just want some alone time
(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)
Person1: oh I was just in the bathroom
Person2: were you lettin em float?
Person1: Yeah...
Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe
The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float
upon finishing the activity of an "upper decker" (shitting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling shit water....
Tom pulled an upper decker on Bills shitter, and I finished it off making it a root beer float!
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Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.
Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"
Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"
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Getting a massive black guy to penetrate a vagina (so that it is loose enough to eat cereal out of it) and get a bunch of other guys to circle jerk around her and ejaculate into her loosened vajayjay to the point it overflows.
A bunch of my friends and i saw a dead cat last night and decided to give it a coke float.
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Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.
His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.
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Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.
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