When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick
I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night
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when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler
hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse
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On social media, refers to a song, movie or game that didn't get successful or become a hit when it was released
Oh man, that famous singer's latest album was a floppy disk ngl, shit didn't hit
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shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them
guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"
guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"
guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"
guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
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A flamboyant person. A rainbow.
He's such a Floppy Wobber
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another name for the female rapper cardi b because she flopped
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A bastard or cunt who is stingy and doesn't help you when you need it.
Jake: Hey man, can I borrow one of your condoms for my hot date tonight?
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.
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