Boston Pancake

When a man stands over a girl during sex and defecates on her chest. He then pises on it and jizzes on it. The shit acts as the pancake, the piss acts as the butter, and the jizz is the syrup

When Britney came to my house, she ordered a Boston Pancake.

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batting for Boston

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans

Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

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boston faucet

when a man ejaculated into a small cup, freezes it, then chops it up into very fine pieces. He then pours those pieces into his girlfriends nose where they will melt. She then consumes that semen into her mouth.

When you are having intercourse with your wife/girlfriend, you give her a boston faucet.

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Boston Poundcake

When you poop on a person's chest and then ejaculate on top of the poop.

Brian: "I gave Anna a Boston Poundcake last night."
Steve: "Mmm! Sounds delicious!"

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boston brace

Pure evil. Used to treat scoliosis, or curvature of the spine, usually worn 23 hours a day. Waist to bust full plastic, the straps on the back will rip holes in everyone of your favorite shirts, and pants are next to impossible to find, only good thing is that it provide protection if you were to get punched in the stomach.

Girl: God i hate wearing my boston brace
Guy: Oh suck it up it cant be that bad
Girl: you try being wrapped in plastic 23 hours a day no matter how hot it is out
Guy: Oh.

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Boston College

A fantastic university in Massachusetts. Haters can go fuck themselves.

"Blah blah blah blah Notre Dame is better than Boston College blah blah Charlie Weis blah blah Jimmy Clausen blah blah Rudy."

"What? I couldn't hear you because you were being too much of a douchebag."

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boston accent

If you are from the Northeast, this is the norm. You tend to leave off "r", and sometimes add one in another place. Other times, ohs sound like ahs. Add wicked whenever possible.

dark=dahk
car=cah
red sox= red sahx
The party last night was a lot of fun= the pahty last night was wicked fun!
Put your clean clothes in the drawers=
put yah clean clothes in the drawrers~

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