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If a boy and a girl has been friends for a long time. They have sex to show how grateful they are to each other.
Her: “I’m bored... we should do something”
Him: “we could have a friendship fuck”
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Alcohol used to lighten the mood
"Fluttershy downed her 15th shot of Friendship Lubricant."
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In the event of Best Friend achieving the status of "in a relationship" the friend that activated the Friendship Clause is asking said friend to "investigate" his girlfriend's friends for his friend's (That activated said clause) next proper girlfriend.
In the event of said friend not sticking to the once activated clause, a point is deducted on the friendship status (and may result in extended silent amongst friends). But if all best friends of said girlfriend do not meet criteria for the best friend (not suitable for dating of best friend i.e sluts, crazy, age) then the clause is then waived but always invoked for future potential candidates.
"I will need to activate the Friendship Clause, she has some hot friends."
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friendship which is not judged on the basis of what goes in or out of ones sphincter.
Tommy and I have an analyconditional friendship, so I have to stay friends with him despite his persistent diarrhea.
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A black chick who loves a white man and they have asian babies. And there grandparents are indian.
Vaishnavi has a colorful friendship with a white person.
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A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!
Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship
The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.
Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?
Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.
Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.