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Fraud of the Gaps

Wherever there is a hole in a conspiracy is further proof of said conspiracy.

When I told him the post office worker retracted their claim of fraud he said it's obvious they threatened him.

Sounds like the fraud of the gaps.

by reverendwaynard November 11, 2020


Goon Gap

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick

Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"

by LardKing April 8, 2015


gap filler

A behaviour that is conducted to avoid awkwardness when there is no one talking. It can be a useless sentence or an unnatural smile etc.

A: Oh the weather is nice.
B: Was that just a gap filler?

by Geniou3 October 26, 2019


tenure gap

The difference in the overall personalities and classroom behavior between teachers (specifically high school teachers) who have received tenure, and those who have not. For example, a teacher without tenure may be overly cautious in class in order to avoid offending anybody in the slightest, whereas a tenured teacher simply couldn't give a shit.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, how do you think our chemistry teacher got away with whipping his dick out in class?"
Person 2: "You know, the tenure gap."

by Pleco September 28, 2017


Bendes' Gap

The space between the goalie and the goal in foosball. If not properly covered, bank shots are easy to score.

I just scored on the Bendes' Gap.

You need to cover the Bendes' Gap.

by nydellis August 18, 2015


Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.

"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.

by Magiver.co.uk July 1, 2015


Punters Gap

A Punters Gap is the space between the ski goggle and helmet of skiers and snowboarders, it is typically a horrendous sight and looks worse the bigger it is. Anyone who has a Punters Gap is typically thought of being new to snowsports or a complete idiot.

Take a look at that skier over there he has a huge Punters Gap, he must be a beginner.

by Henryg200 March 4, 2017