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German Roulette is much like Russian Roulette but instead the gun is fully loaded.
I Can’t wait to play German Roulette alone in my living room!
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A German Baptism describes the first spill of alcohol - preferably beer while opening the can - on a new piece of clothing.
Dear piece of clothing,
honoring the legendary tradition of the "German Baptism", you are now officially ready to endure endless nights in muggy bars and wicked beer tents.
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When youre wiping your ass and and your fingers accidentally swipe across your shit and you end up with brown tips.
After that all you can eat mexican buffet I should wipe my ass with some oven mits so I dont give myself a "german manicure".
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1.) An American citizen of both German and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Germany and to the colonies of the United States
A German-American has both German and American blood. The term German-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of German descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true German-American is of both German and colonial American descent.
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People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.
Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"
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When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.
Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.
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1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.
I just put German goggles on her.
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