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glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.
I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!
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To pull out while having sex with a girl and blow your boys all over her anus. Followed by getting on your knees and sucking all of your boys back off her ass.
Last night Lucy let me have a glazed doughnut.
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when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.
i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut
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The fine film of female ejaculant left on your testicles after having sex all night.
Dude I boned Tess all night and had to get up and wash off the nut glaze before it dried.
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while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.
mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.
janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.
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When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow
I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today
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1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy
my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.
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