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When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?
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Robin Cook
(until his resignation as Leader of the House)
Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
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Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.
wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.
A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.
"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"
"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"
Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.
I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.
A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.
Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.