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This is Thrall's actual identity
"Oh thank green Jesus!"
Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
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Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.
It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.
It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.
Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?
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One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.
I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.
The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.
He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.
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Getting a blow job in the back seat of a Prius.
Green job. I got a lot more Green jobs than I ever did in my SUV.
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A failed party with some outrageous ideas that can't get enough votes, so they kiss up to whoever is in power and enlist a (much) younger generation as their advocates. Instead of focusing on bringing ideas to the parliament table , they rally (usually against petty things), protest, rant, hold up traffic and public transport, use shaming tactics and insults, hassle random passerbys to sign petitions for on the spot "causes" and try to enforce their agenda on to others.
The Australian Greens stood in the supermarket protesting about milk.
Person 1: "There's a greens protest on at the library this week".
Person 2: "Nothing new there, they were protesting there yesterday, and the day before"
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