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A little inside joke from NJROTC area ONE THREE BLT 2025 at Smyrna TN. So basically it started out as us in the baracks trying to make a new slur and we started with "gumper." Then it evolved to "gumping," which meant gooning. Then gumping evolved into "gumping it," Which meant sexually spraying each other with water bottles. Go Alpha!
We got our cadre to start gumping it on us after we beat bravo and Charlie at Anchor's Aweigh
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.
**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.
**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."
Person 1: Hey man I just gumped
Person 2: Dude that’s crazy, I’m gumping right now!
Gumping is when a person blends up aborted fetuses, adds some sort of component which will turn said fetus into gelatin. It is then molded into “pocket pussy” then used vigorously.
Hey Steve wanna go gumping this weekend
The act of impersonating Forest Gump from Tom hanks movie, Forest gump.
"Me and a friend of mine were watching Forest Gump and just Gumping the whole time!"
pranking someone in a chalant manner, particularly while at young life camp
“Bro, we were gumping so hard at windy gap last week.”
When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.
José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!