If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

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I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

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I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

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I done been having had the strap

"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap

"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"

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Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage

A phrase used to describe the ultimate feeling in life. When you hit the highest of the highs. Especially in a situation when you've hit the jackpot just when it looked hopeless. You thought it was over and you were down and out...and then a miracle happened.

Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.

Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!

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All you had to do is follow the damn train CJ

A quote from a hard mission in GTA: San Andreas

*somone fails at slapping someone in the face* "all you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
"Lol"

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i can see what she had for breakfast

HER SKIRT OR SHORTS IS SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER GENITALS

A girl bends over showing everything ..
I can see what she had for breakfast.
Canadian slang.

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