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Used to keep conversations discreet in public settings.
Person 1: Did you see that new PAWG on Halloween YouTube?
Person 2: *nodding* *jerking off motion*
Eavesdropper: What play of the game on YouTube??
Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"
Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween
When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.
Did you visit the Hounted House at the Corner this Halloween? They had a Halloween Mullet! Cool Stuff for everyone!
When your having sex with anal beads in your partners butt and decide to pull them out like you're starting a lawnmower.
Last night I ended with a spider man transitioned into the blind marlin and spun her around to finished up with a Spanish Halloween. Then she cried. Everyone slept in late.
When the Halloween season starts coming around and it fills you with so much spooky joy! Usually makes you run around Targets in black lipstick and a cloak. Also makes you make questionable purchases, usually in Halloween stores. (Like bloody knife earrings)
Person one: yo wtf, that a stuffed raven on your head?
Person two: sorry bro just got the Halloween High.
don't come to my house or else i'll suck you dick
haha i mean blood, "suck your blood" (it's time for halloween)
Well, I live with snakes and lizards
And other things that go bump in the night
'Cause to me every day is Halloween
I have given up hiding and started to fight
I have started to fight
Well anytime, any place, anywhere that I go
All the people seem to stop and stare
They say, "Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?"
"You look so absurd, you look so obscene!"
Oh, why can't I live a life for me?
Why should I take the abuse that's served?
Why can't they see they're just like me?
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world
Well, I let their teeny minds think
That they're dealing with someone who is over the brink
And I dress this way just to keep them at bay
‘Cause Halloween is every day, hey
It's every day, hey
Oh, why can't I live a life for me?
Why should I take the abuse that's served?
Why can't they see they're just like me?
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world
Oh, why can't I live a life for me?
Why should I take the abuse that's served?
Why can't they see they're just like me?
I'm not the one that's so absurd
(Why can't I live a life for me? Oh) Why hide it? Why fight it?
(No! Why should I?) Hurt feelings, best to stop feeling hurt
From denials (oh), reprisals
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide
Oh, it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide
Everyday Is Halloween