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When a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion.
Before she left my place, that bitch gave my bathroom a Chinese helicopter.
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when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.
I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah
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The art of having a shit at a bike rallyor festival when the portaloo hasnt been emptied for some time and the shit is upto the lid.
hovering aver the pan without touching the seat.
Man, those bogs are rank! There was a brown mountain so I had a helicopter poo!
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when a girl is giving you head, scream helicopter and spin around in circles, slapping her in the face with your cock over and over again.
i gave some chick a helicopter cock last night.
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When you have such bad diarrhea that it shoots out of the sides of the toilet seat.
A- when i had food poisoning, i had such bad diarrhea that it ended up in a shit helicopter
B- jesus
As Llandudno is in the top left of Wales, the Llandudno helicopter involves erotically spinning the left tit of your girlfriend, while trying to pronounce the name of that ridiculous train station into her foof.
“Ohhh butd, I gaave the Mrs. the old Llandudno Helicopter laas night! She took off like fuckin’ Cardiff Airport she did!”
As Llandudno is in the top left of Wales, the Llandudno helicopter involves erotically spinning the left tit of your girlfriend, while trying to pronounce the name of that ridiculous train station into her foof.
“Ohhh butd, I gaave the Mrs. the old Llandudno Helicopter laas night! She took off like fuckin’ Cardiff Airport she did!”