Can I help you?

A very nice way of saying "Get the fuck outta here!" or "GTFO".

*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*

Store owner: Can I help you?

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TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

Why, just why
Basically searched the 4 main words that are near the Define a word button, you are kinda bored, and it's ok

Guy 1: Hey, i already searched horny definition, give me a random definition
Guy 2: Search Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe
Guy 1: alr thank you

So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

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derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

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i need mental help

When you say some gay ass shit

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"

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Google Chrome Help Community

A place where kids in school ask "How do I unblock Roblox on a school PC?"

(No I'm fucking serious go take a look for yourself)

Welcome to the Google Chrome Help Community

Categories

Accessing Websites

-how do i unblock roblox on a school pc
- how do i unblock websites
- www.roblox.com

Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.

*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?

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