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Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own
The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden
The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler
Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans
People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian
Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.
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A simple game of Hide and Go seek with a goal to find the opposite sex and have your way with them.
Those FINE ass sloresover there wanna go play a game of hide and go get some.
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A game that you tell a annoying or smarty pants to play
when tom made bob mad he said "hey why don't you play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself"
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when someone tries to wake you up but you hide under your bed or under the covers and continue to sleep.
Pier "Hey, i told john to wake up but now i can't find him"
Ele "Look under his bed or under his blankets, he's probably playing sleep hide and seek
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The act of hiding your power level is to conceal your true intentions from other people. While hiding your true identity, you seek to convert a group of people to believe in your ideology. This can be done in forms of jokes, desensitizing people to the point where they wouldn't mind who you really are.
This comes from far right/left communities who float around Reddit, 4chan, and other internet forums. These people try to convince others into believing in their political ideologies. They do this in the form of jokes, slowly ramping them up over time until they are full blown statements of what they believe in, and by that point nobody speaks against it; you know, cause it's just a "joke".
Converter A: yeah I hate X group of people what a bunch of insert slur here, haha, am i right?!?!
Victim: dude, what?
Converter B:*pulls A aside and whispers* bro chill, hide your power level.
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When a guy (or girl....) wants to fuck somebody but does not necessarily want to be SEEN with said recipient of sexual gratification.....duhhhhh
" I'm gonna use my boyfriend of 3 yrs for all he is worth and then throw him off a fucking bridge, "ride 'em and hide 'em" bitches......
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