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n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.
you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton
"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"
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The point where a celebrity has become famous enough to have their own category in Perez Hilton's online archive.
Girl 1- "Zachary Quinto is going to get so famous because of Star Trek."
Girl 2- "Yeah, he has already been Perez-Hiltoned!"
Girl 1- "Carrie Prejean is getting so much press these days. She's a real dumbass."
Girl 2- "Yeah but she's such a dumbass that Perez refuses to Perez-Hilton her!"
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-A girl only made famous due to the fact she banged some ugly guy while taping it and he decided to get rich off her pasty white ass and no tits.
-A girl who has lots of money just due to her last name being Hilton. She doesnt have to work for her money, it gets handed to her on a platinum platter. She can run around with her tits hanging out for more publicity when everyones sick of her, because shes never done anything worth while and people only notice her when her "privates" are hanging out. Classy.
"Miss Hilton you must have given a trillion fucks"
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When you pull your shorts up and pinch a part of your ballsack together with the fold of your hip and yell 'PARIS HILTON'.
"Dans such an asshole, he pointed to something that wasn't there behind me, and when i turned around he had The Paris Hilton pointed at me.
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The Norse God
AHWWHWHWHWHH YES UWU, Callum hilton
When you deliberately break the law and send evidence to a police officer, with the hope of them punishing you by putting your balls in a vice and standing on them with high heels until you " get yours" and then force you to snort your load, all while being sodomized with a batton.
The missis is a police officer so I took a photo of me speeding and sent it to her, she gave me a dirty Hilton when I got home, can you smell cum?
Fuck-it-Mode
"yooo we're going full Conrad Hilton for dinner tonight"