take him to the stacks

A term implying sexual actions are desired between an employee and a non-employee, usally a patron, in a public library.

Primarily used among femals, although it is not limited to them, as a sort of code term when a coworker, boss, or patron is in listening range.

My coworkers and i made this up when an average looking guy came to check out some books and we didnt want our uptight boss to know we were tailking about fucking him in the dark and dusty stacks of books that no one even knows exists.

ME: That blonde guy was in, AGAIN.
COWORKER: I dont know which one. Is he hot?
ME: Well, I'D take him to the stacks.

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Disc him a miss.

Originated on the US Marine Corps Rifle ranges to indicate the shooter missed the target. A "disc" is a metal disc 12" in diameter with one side painted red, the other white attached to a 6 foot wooden pole. Depending on the location of the disc on the target, it told the shooter what the score was for that shot. A miss was indicated by moving the red side of the disc back and forth in front of the target. The Marines from Marine Corps Security Force Company, Charleston, SC started using the term when another Marine screwed up or did something unpopular.

Dude, did you see Smith mess up that inspection?

Yeah, disc him a miss.

Fix-Him-Felix

An individual who is attracted to “broken” or mentally unstable men, with a desire to get with them in order to “fix” them.

She’s dating Shane from Stardew Valley. She’s such a “fix-him-Felix”

Point Him Out

A phrase/exclamation meaning to have someone draw focus to a certain person/group which strikes interest in the individual who said 'Point Him Out', typically used to strike fear or display confidence.

In laymens terms, when one says 'Point Him Out', it usually means that they are ready to confront someone or multiple people who are inferior in power, wealth, status, or overall ability to react accordingly. It can also be used to highlight someone or multiple people in an accusatory fashion, usually negative in nature.

Person 1: Who the fuck drank all my orange juice? This was the last fuckin' carton. Come on- 'Point Him Out'. I told you all not to lay a finger on my shit! God damnit.

Person A: Who the fuck is next? 'Point Him Out' 'Point Him Out'! That's right, I thought not, fuckin' pussies.

Swift McVay of D12:

"...Whoever thought that I was a hoe,

I let 'em know right now, it's Dirty Dozen forever, take a bow-
'Point Him Out', we will rush his clique
Toughest nigga in the crowd would turn around and be like fuck this shit..."

giving him the business

to show another person "whats up" or "what's happening".
to beat your opponent down in a fight or sport.
to display great skill at something.
to sexually satisfy a girl in bed.
to show her "what's up" or "what's happening".

"I played Bob in a game of Madden last week and was giving him the business. He lost 37-3."

"Ashley and I went out drinking last night. We started fooling around back at her place; next thing ya know I was giving her the business!"

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Charlie Brown Him

During a baseball game, a ball that is hit right back up the middle and hits the pitcher, much as happend to Charlie Brown when he was pitching.

The hitter Charlie Browned the pitcher.

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put the boot to him

to stomp or to kick the shit out of another person. basiclly a terrible, terrible, terrible ass whoopin.

if he dont have my money by friday, ima put the boot to him, medium style.

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