Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

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beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

bust his hoop

Crude way of describing the vile act of sodomous penetration.

If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.

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sunkist basketball hoop

A basketball hoop with a sunkist logo

Anyone see Will's awesome new sunkist basketball hoop?

Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.

Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.

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Hoolly Hoop

Refers to a blonde that is always psychotically happy.

My friends a bit of a Hoolly Hoop!

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Jewish Hula Hoop

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.

Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.

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