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Hoe hour

A time between 12:00 AM and 1:30 AM in which all them hoes hit up your phone for some pipe, all them thirsty b***hes.

"it's one o'clock, what're you still doing up" says the boyfriend

"Don't you know it's hoe hour and I need some good pipe" says the girlfriend

by PNDA1FS December 29, 2020


spook hours

the hours of the night typically the drunkest, 12-5, 3-5 being the spookiest of the hours

man i did some fucked up shit during spook hours last night

wow you liked his pics, and its not even spook hours yet

by gregory gordan November 30, 2017


The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 1, 2013


Creature Hours

A time period between midnight to 6 am where unproductive college students party and or do substances in a consistent manner. Acts performed during this time include beer pong, beer die, darts, listening to music, and puking.

Devon was drinking so much during creature hours that he missed his 8 am.

by ECav2527 February 12, 2021


the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages

person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)

by 13lue Dog March 1, 2011


Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.

1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.

by Bastard child of Nicky August 11, 2008


thumb-hour

a unit of one hour's work by one person's thumbs or fingers, especially within the context of interacting with a smartphone touch screen

The number of thumb-hours spent on cell phones and tablet computers has skyrocketed in the last few years.

by S. Sheldon April 8, 2011