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No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
Ben: I love you
Chloe: I love you more
Ben: no you don't
Chloe: yes I do
I want to do everything to you and your family
“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.
Q: when are you going to clean your room
A: I do what I want
Ah, I see what you’re referring to now! Here’s a fitting Urban Dictionary-style definition:
To What I Do (phrase): A playful, nonchalant response to being accused of wrongdoing or questionable behavior.
“you was hella wrong for what you did”
“what i do?”
A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.
i think you already know what it means
"Nintendo fans": wow THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE TRASH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING GOOD?
Nintendo: bruh, that is Splatoon 3, a game you have all wanted for a long time now.
"Nintendo fans": OH PLEASE, ITS JUST GOING TO BE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND BAD!
Nintendo: ALRIGHT FINE! what about pyr-
"Nintendo fans": WOW JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORD FIGHTER
(if you watched the direct, you will know what happens)
"Nintendo fans": EVREYTHNG YOU DO IS TRASH!
Nintendo: IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?