I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

i don't fuck with

If you dont don't like someone or something
Synonym: I don't rock with Drake.

I don't fuck with Drake.

I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

I fuck with you heavy

What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it

Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"

I want to have fuck with you

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her

Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

CHECK FAILURE

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

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