the one and only steve

steve is the spawn of bobby hill and kiki knockout. steve is a watermelon. THE BEST DARN WATERMELON IN DA WORLD........but has since pasd, he rotted

bobby hill- ow ow ow hhherrrgh...ugh finnally that dumb baby watermelon is out

kiki knockout- AAGH bobby dont talk lik that infront of our son

bobby hill- whats his name anyway

kiki knockout- THE ONE AND ONLY STEVE

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Its Only Skin

Something you say to refer to getting some form of body mod.

"No, Gary, you cannot pierce you're tongue until you're 18!"

"Its Only Skin!"

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I'm only human

An excuse for irrational behavior. An attempt to feel ok about something that you " know" is not ok.

I know it was wrong to do that, but I'm only human.

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for your eyes only

Used to specify that something is shown exclusively for the person with whom you are talking

For your eyes only I show you my heart

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only child syndrome

Only children sometimes exhibit characteristics resembling women who have their periods. This can occasionally lead to flashes of intense anger when they don't get their way or someone insults them even the slightest bit. Also, when there is dissent in the friendship ranks which they are a part of, they lash out and try to make the other friends seem more culpable and especially more gay than they are. They have an overwhelming feeling that the world is against them and they tend to ruminate a lot as well. When you factor girls into the picture with an only child, it is never a pretty sight.

Garzon (on cell): Yo man, you wanna go play ball today?
Dre: Nah man, I got work today sorry
Garzon: God Damnit, no-one ever wants to fucking do anything in this town, i hate everyone. *click*

Later that night, Garzon ruminates for hours on how Dre is such a dick.

Garzon has exhibited traits that relate back to his "only child syndrome"

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only child syndrome

Only-Child-Syndrome
a teenager or young adult that still acts like a self-centered little bitchbaby because they were coddled by their parents for their entire lives. These motherfuckers will get mad if you forget their birthday, or miss even the smallest of parties or events. They will likely have close relationships with their neighbors to make up for the lack of siblings. They think that they are entitled to everything and are spoiled rotten by their parents and grandparents. You will likely find them complaining or more commonly whining. They are so sheltered, they likely have little knowledge on any adult-topics and an even greater lack of social skills. Do not get involved with an only child.

(sarcasm) "I'd like to thank u all for coming it means so much to me 2 have all of ur support! Love u guys!"(end sarcasm)

why did she think we'd show up? she told us about this literally an hour before it started!

because she thinks the world revolves around her- it's Only Child Syndrome

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"there can only be one"

A commonplace quote from character Duncan McCloud in the TV series The Highlander which preceded the decapitation of his adversary by use of a sword.

McCloud: "there can only be one"
Nemesis: "No"

McCloud proceeds with a seemingly perfunctory decapitation

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