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How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!
David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday
Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)
Upside Down... That's It.
Australia, also known to the street people as upside-down land, is actual not upside down... Nevermind it is.
A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.
Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
It's kinda like India if it was Russian but wasn't India nor was it Russian.
Australia
A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.
Don’t forget to pay the Actors. We don’t want people to know the Australia is fake.