couch-rumbler

n. A fart produced while sitting on a couch or chair that vibrates the couch, specifically in such a way that the other people on the couch or in the room feel it in their behinds.

I was sitting with my brother and sister and laid a couch-rumbler; my sister yelled, "That's gross!" and left.

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Couch Party

Quickly becoming a popular trend with youth today, particularly in southen California, couch parties are a type of party. These couch parties (occasionally called sofa parties) are organized one or two days, sometimes only hours before the event is to take place. This is due to the nature of the party.

Couch parties occur when youths see a couch that is to be thrown out, waiting on the street to be picked up by the sanitation department. They take said couch to a public place to hold a party at midnight. Such places may be a nearby park, the beach, the parkinglot of a local shopping center, the only requirement is that the place is filled with people during the day, but empty at midnight.

After the party, the couch is left to be disposed of by the city.

-"Hey man, did you hear about the couch party this friday?"
-"yeah, but I'm not sure if I can go, are you going to be there?"
-"probably"

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jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has finally lost his or her marbles. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah when he jumped up and down maniacally on her couch, while professing his undying love for actress Katie Holmes. Reportedly much easier to accomplish than going off a "deep end".

There's no doubt about it, she's finally 'jumping the couch' with that one.

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Couch potatriot

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato

Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.

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your couch

The heady way to say "fuck you."

"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.

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couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

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Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

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