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Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.
Shift work is work designed to utilize 24 hours of the day.
Convenient store clerks, large-scale factory workers, police officers, etc.
"Shift work, tough work for the busy convenience store clerk
Two feet that hurt, going insane
She's mad at some lad
Drove off and didn't pay for his gas and he won't be the last
'round the clock pain
Work seven to three
Three to eleven
Eleven to seven"
"Shift work" by Kenny Chesney
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Working in a place, typically government or large organization, that is highly dysfunctional where one has to choose between the blue pill and be happy, and the red pill and be miserable. It's a reference to the world created in the movie "The Matrix."
Dude, this place is so bad, it's like working for the matrix, evil powers run it from backstage. It pays the bills though.
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When someone wakes up at earlier than they wanted to on the weekend because they are used to waking up early for work.
Dave - "Fuck man, I'm really tired today because I work waked at 6am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep."
Kevin - "Go fuck yourself"
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Commonly used to describe work that is given to lower level employees to keep them occupied for hours at a time, usually assigned by managers or higher level employees who are either too fat or lazy to complete the task at hand themselves. This type of work is mostly found in restaurants and retail stores.
McGee was too busy sitting on his fat ass talking on his cell phone, so he decided to hand his bitch work over to one of the cashiers who was busy helping a long line of pissed off customers.
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My sister doesn't do hard work at work. She just sits in her office all day and pretends to do work.
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The professional activity of helping individuals, groups, families, organizations, and communities to enhance or restore their capacity for social functioning and to create societal conditions favorable to their goals. Social work requires knowledge of human development and behavior; of social, economic, and cultural institutions, and of the interaction of all these factors.
Social workers use their knowledge and skills to provide social services to clients, as defined by the National Association of Social Workers. They help people increase their capacities for problem solving and help them obtain needed resources, facilitate interactions between individuals and between people and their environments, make organizations responsible to people, and influence social policies. One common misconception of social workers is that people believe that most of them are "baby snatchers.” People don't see the services provided by social workers, the families social workers have helped, or the children social workers have saved, or the parents that come back to thank the social workers.
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